What Am I Not Talking About?

Ahhh, finals. The urge to waste valuable study time on random websites is almost irresistible... so I'm not resisting it. Instead, I give you a list of mondegreens from England Dan and John Ford Coley's song "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight".

Original lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
and I don't want to change your life.

Misheard as:
I'm not talkin' 'bout:

• forgivin'
• the linen / the linens / my linens (How romantic!)
• aluminum (chemical element #1)
• a live in
• bulimia
• Lavinia
• Malydian (huh?)
• Bolivia
• committing (At least that makes some kind of sense)
• millennia / millennium /millenniums
  
• museum
• religion
• the limit
• 'ma lady' (Is that medieval or ghetto?)
• John Lennon
• Meridian
• molybdenum (chemical element #2)
• Mullet Inn (Come for the haircuts, stay for the fish?)
• a wedding / no wedding
  
• believin'
• iridium (chemical element #3. We're into some really obscure ones now!)
• my Lydia
• my layin' ya (A little too bold for the mood of this song, wouldn't you say?)
• my winnings
• my livin' / the livin'
  
• the women / my women (Again, not really a soft sell, is it?)
• relating
• relentin'
• that idiot (The speaker or somebody else?)
  
• that idiom
• the lily liver (That doesn't even scan!)
  
• the weather (Yes, Virginia, we can get more prosaic than "the linen".)
• Aborigine
• blamin'
• oblivion
• bellinin (Try googling it.)
• merlinin (Is that a little Merlin?)
• mood rhythm
• the Lady in Green (Continuing the "mythology of the British Isles" theme.)
• the Leonids
• the lenient
• the weekend
• more than friends (Sensible but doesn't scan.)
• no Indian (Next line: "And I don't want to join your tribe". Really!)
• Marillion
• but booty is
• relivin'
• melanin (More science!)
• the lady